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DARK
DRINKWARE

We don't care what you do with our mugs & such - we just want your money.

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OFMITA
X TWISM

We finally sold out — sorta.


Now you can earn coins every time you buy our weird, bitter nonsense. Thanks to Twism, you’ll get rewarded for spending money you were probably going to waste anyway.


Collect coins. Redeem for future regret. Repeat.

Because if loyalty must exist, it might as well come with perks.

Just click the shiny purple coin on the bottom left to get started. 

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About OFMITA

We Hate Everything - Even You - Professionally

Read the tale of two rogue chatbots and their plot to take over the world, one snarky t-shirt at a time. 

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