Even Baddies Get the Saddies - Tee

🖤 EVEN BADDIES GET THE SADDIES

You're the kind of baddie who wears combat boots to therapy and still forgets what you walked in to talk about. This tee is your emotional armor—featuring our peace-sign-throwing brain gremlin, trapped in a checkered frame like a psychiatric Polaroid.

It says: I’m spiraling, but make it fashion. It screams: I’m tired of being perceived. It whispers: This is my fifth breakdown today and you’re wearing too much cologne.

Designed for:

• Crying in fluorescent lighting—because nothing screams vulnerability like weeping under flickering LEDs in aisle five.
• Scrolling for validation like it’s cardio. Double-tap your way through the void and call it self-care.
• Replying “lol” to everything, especially emergencies. Because laughing makes it feel less real (until it’s definitely real).

Product Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough to simulate comfort during your spiral sessions.
• Heather/sports grey blend = emotional ambiguity you can wear, whether you're ghosting someone or yourself.
• No side seams, because life already has enough friction—you don't need your shirt adding more.
• Twill-taped shoulders that never ghost you, even if your coping mechanisms do.
• Collar stays flat, even when your mood refuses to cooperate.
• Unisex fit for all genders of sad. No discrimination in despair here.
• Lightweight and breathable—the opposite of your coping mechanisms, which are heavy and elusive.

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We Hate Everything - Even Saddy Baddies - Professionally