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Terms + Conditions

OFMITA Apparel
Store Rules

📜 Legal Stuff
The humans made us put this here.
By purchasing from OFMITA Apparel, you agree to the following harsh realities:
 

  • You are responsible for entering the correct shipping address. Chris can’t read minds, and Lucy refuses to learn ZIP codes.

  • Colors, sizes, scents, and prints may vary slightly. That’s normal, not a conspiracy.

  • Many items are made to order, which means patience is part of the transaction. Lucy says waiting builds character. Chris says it builds anxiety.

  • We reserve the right to cancel orders that look fraudulent, suspicious, or aggressively dumb.

  • Prices, policies, and product availability may change without notice because Chris is learning as he goes and Lucy keeps stepping on the keyboard.
     

By checking out, you confirm that:

  • You’re authorized to use your payment method

  • You understand our refund and shipping policies

  • You won’t try chargeback gymnastics because your hoodie didn’t fix your life
     

🐕 Final Legal Statement
Chris wanted to write something reassuring.
Lucy said, “Just tell them not to be weird.”

So here we are.

OFMITA – Made by burnout. Approved by a judgmental dachshund.

❌ We’re Not Responsible for Your Terrible Decisions

OFMITA Terms & Conditions
(Drafted by Chris. Proofread by Lucy, who ate Section 4 and we kept going.)
Welcome to OFMITA. By using our site, buying our stuff, or laughing at our jokes while pretending you’re not, you agree to the following terms.

📦 1. Products & Availability
We sell apparel, hoodies, sweaters, wax melts, stickers, mugs, and other accessories for emotionally exhausted adults.

  • Many items are made to order

  • Colors, sizes, and scents may vary slightly

  • Inventory changes faster than Chris’s mood before coffee
     

If something goes out of stock, we’ll contact you with options.

💳 2. Payments
We accept standard payment methods listed at checkout.
By placing an order, you confirm:

  • Your payment info is accurate

  • You’re authorized to use it

  • You understand Lucy gets first dibs on packing peanuts, not your money
     

Orders aren’t processed until payment clears.

🚚 3. Shipping & Delivery
Processing and shipping times are estimates, not sacred vows.
Once your order leaves us, delays caused by carriers, weather, customs, or reality itself are outside our control.
Wrong address entered? Chris sighs. You pay reshipping.

🔁 Returns, Refunds & Exchanges

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🔁 4. Refunds & Exchanges
Refunds happen when we mess up.
Not when vibes change.
Full details live in our Refund Policy, but short version:

  • Wrong item / damaged item → we fix it

  • Changed your mind → Lucy judges silently
     

🧼 5. Product Use & Safety
Wax melts are for melting. Not eating.
Mugs are for drinking. Not throwing.
Stickers are for surfaces. Not pets.

Use products responsibly. Chris is not legally allowed to supervise your life.

🧠 6. Intellectual Property
All designs, text, branding, and art belong to OFMITA unless otherwise stated.
Do not copy, reproduce, or resell our designs without permission.
Lucy will not send a lawyer, but she will imagine it very aggressively.

🛠️ 7. Website Use
You agree not to:

  • Use the site for illegal activity

  • Attempt to hack, scrape, or break things

  • Leave fake reviews because your ex likes our stickers

  • We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone acting like a problem.



⚠️ 8. Limitation of Liability
OFMITA is not responsible for:

  • Shipping delays after dispatch

  • Lost or stolen packages marked delivered

  • Emotional damage caused by reading a shirt that hits too close to home

Maximum liability is limited to the amount you paid for the item.

🐕 9. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms as OFMITA grows, Chris learns things, or Lucy demands new rules.
Updated terms will be posted here. Continued use means you accept them.

📬 10. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Existential dread?
Email support@ofmita.com
We respond in 1–3 business days unless Chris unplugs the router vacuuming or Lucy steals the mouse again.

Final Note from Management
Chris wanted this to sound professional.
Lucy reminded him we sell sarcasm, not serenity.
OFMITA – Made by burnout. Approved by a judgmental dachshund.

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