Can't Afford Poor Anymore - Tee

Can’t Afford Poor Anymore – Tee

Remember when “broke” still came with perks? When front row seats didn’t cost a mortgage and food stamps actually bought food? This tee is for everyone watching affordability turn into folklore—priced out of poverty like it’s a gated community.

It’s not just a shirt. It’s a quiet scream in Helvetica: a protest against the paywalling of basic existence. Wear it when you’re skipping meals, dodging subscriptions, or just trying to remember when “cheap” didn’t mean “gone.”

Perfect for:

• Grocery aisles where eggs feel like luxury items.
• Concerts you now stream from the parking lot.
• Family reunions where no one can afford the reunion.

Product details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton—because even irony should feel soft.

• Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape longer than your budget.

• Classic fit + crew neck = wearable austerity.

• Ethically sourced, unlike your rent increase.

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your landlord’s heart).

• Tumble dry low—because everything else is high.

• Do not bleach (unless you want to gentrify the shirt).

• Iron on low, or don’t—wrinkles are just economic realism.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even the Cost of Nothing – Professionally.