Can’t Afford Poor Anymore – Tee
Remember when “broke” still came with perks? When front row seats didn’t cost a mortgage and food stamps actually bought food? This tee is for everyone watching affordability turn into folklore—priced out of poverty like it’s a gated community.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a quiet scream in Helvetica: a protest against the paywalling of basic existence. Wear it when you’re skipping meals, dodging subscriptions, or just trying to remember when “cheap” didn’t mean “gone.”
Perfect for:

Grocery aisles where eggs feel like luxury items.
Concerts you now stream from the parking lot.
Family reunions where no one can afford the reunion.

 
Product details:


100% ring-spun cotton—because even irony should feel soft.


Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape longer than your budget.


Classic fit + crew neck = wearable austerity.


Ethically sourced, unlike your rent increase.


 
Care instructions:


Machine wash cold (like your landlord’s heart).


Tumble dry low—because everything else is high.


Do not bleach (unless you want to gentrify the shirt).


Iron on low, or don’t—wrinkles are just economic realism.


 
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even the Cost of Nothing – Professionally.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean