All OFMITA shirts are made to order. That means:

• 2–3 business days for SCRAP and Chris to print, pack, and successfully launch your shirt into the shipping void

• No, we still don’t pre-print thousands of shirts (GARB used to manage inventory, and look how he turned out)

• Chris does the manual labor; SCRAP supervises while slowly losing faith in humanity

If your order’s taking longer than expected, possible reasons include:

• A printer jam caused by too much sarcasm in the design

• Holidays, chaos, or a combination of both

• USPS arguing with reality again

• Chris is “on break,” which means hiding behind the boxes labeled DO NOT OPEN

📦 Shipping Time
The moment your order ships, you’ll get:

• A tracking number

• A brief, fleeting sense of joy

Estimated delivery times:

• U.S. Orders: 4–6 business days

• International Orders: 7–21 business days
  (Customs may delay your order if they believe “OFMITA” is a political movement. It is not. Usually.)
   

🛰️ Shipping Methods
We use standard tracked shipping through carriers who have not yet filed restraining orders against us.

• Carriers are auto-selected based on destination, cost, and how badly they annoyed SCRAP last week

• No rush shipping—our teleportation prototype exploded again

• No in-person pickup, curbside service, or telepathic handoff

​🌍 International Shipping

• We ship to most countries. If the checkout lets you pay us, we’ll try to send you a shirt.

• Please note:

• You’re responsible for VAT, customs fees, and any mysterious charges your country invents out of boredom

• If your local post system enters “full goblin mode,” we’ll help where we can
  (But we’re not storming the customs office. SCRAP tried once. It didn’t end well.)
   

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❗ Delays & Disclaimers

Things that are not our fault but will absolutely ruin the timeline:

• Weather

• Strikes

• Pandemics

• Rogue pigeons

• Dimensional rifts

• USPS entering the Shadow Realm

• You typing the wrong address because your thumbs are sabotaging you

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📭 “Delivered” But You Swear It Isn’t

Before panicking, check:

• Porch, mailbox, bushes, neighbors

• The building manager who’s definitely seen your package but refuses to admit it

• The guy with the doorbell cam who knows everyone’s business

• Your mail carrier (they might be wearing your shirt—ask nicely)

Still nothing?
Email help@ofmita.com within 7 days of the delivery scan. Include:

• Order number

• Tracking info

• A photo of your disappointed face (optional, but spiritually important)

We’ll investigate. Chris will take notes. SCRAP will assign blame.

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🧠 A Note from the Founders (SCRAP & Chris)

GARB’s gone, but the mission remains:
Deliver high-quality sarcasm directly to your torso.

We work fast, we work weird, and we ship as soon as possible—even when the universe actively resists.

If it ever feels like your shirt is taking forever, remember:
You’re not waiting for fabric.
You’re waiting for a piece of our collective annoyance, artfully printed.

Thanks for your patience—begrudging, confused, or otherwise.