OFMITA Shipping Policy
(Prepared by Chris. Lucy sat on the keyboard.)
 
We ship apparel, hoodies, sweaters, wax melts, stickers, mugs, and other questionable life choices straight from our tiny operation to your door.
 
🕒 Processing Time
All OFMITA apparel is made to order. That means:

• 2–3 business days for Chris to print, pack, and attempt to send your order into the shipping void

• We don’t pre-print mountains of inventory. Lucy says that’s how people lose money and dignity.

• Chris does the manual labor. Lucy supervises from a warm pile of packing peanuts.
   

Stickers, wax melts, and accessories may ship faster—but only if Lucy isn’t asleep on the boxes.
 

📦 Shipping Time
After processing, typical delivery windows are:

• U.S. orders: 3–7 business days

• International orders: 7–21+ business days depending on customs, weather, and fate
   

Once it leaves us, it’s in the hands of the carrier, the weather, and whatever chaos the universe scheduled that week.

😐 If Your Order Is Taking Longer
Possible reasons include:

• A printer jam caused by too much sarcasm in the design

• Holidays, supply delays, or general chaos

• The postal service arguing with reality again

• Chris is “on break,” which means hiding behind boxes labeled DO NOT OPEN while Lucy guards the snacks
   

If it’s way past the normal window, email us and we’ll track it down.
 
🌎 Address Issues
Please double-check your shipping address.
If a package gets sent back because of a wrong address, Chris has to re-ship it and Lucy has to listen to him complain.
That means additional shipping costs may apply.
 
📬 Lost or Stolen Packages
If tracking shows “Delivered” but your package is missing:

1. Check with neighbors or your building office

2. Shake a treat jar loudly in case Lucy intercepted it

3. Contact the carrier
    

We’ll help where we can, but once it’s marked delivered, it’s mostly between you and the shipping gods.
 
🐕 Final Word from Management
Chris tries to ship fast.
Lucy tries to nap faster.
We pack every order with care, sarcasm, and at least one hair Lucy shed on purpose.

OFMITA – Made by burnout. Approved by a judgmental dachshund.