Worst Holiday Ever - Tee

Worst Holiday Ever – Tee (Limited Anti-Valentine's Day Drop)

For everyone who thinks Valentine’s Day feels less like a celebration and more like emotional jury duty, this tee says it for you — loudly, bitterly, and with style. The design features a cracked heart wrapped in barbed wire, pierced by arrows, and framed with wilted roses and heavy chains. It’s basically romance… if romance were a cautionary tale.

Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable while you dodge couple selfies, ignore incoming texts, or pretend you’re “totally fine” buying candy on clearance. Wear it to anti-Valentine’s parties, lonely grocery runs, or on the couch while swearing you’re “focusing on yourself this year.”

Made for the heartbreak-resistant, the romantically disillusioned, and anyone who thinks love should come with a warning label.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)

• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look

• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape

• Pearlized, tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron/steam/dry on low heat

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally… especially whatever this holiday is supposed to be.