Because Everyone Deserves to Be Insulted Equally

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At OFMITA Apparel, we believe fashion—and high-quality sarcasm—should be accessible to everyone.

Whether you're using a screen reader, assistive technology, a keyboard-only setup, or a computer old enough to legally vote, you deserve a website that works.

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SCRAP handles the tech. Chris handles the “clicking things until they behave” portion. Together, they keep the site usable for all humans, goblins, and anyone navigating life on hard mode.

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We support users with:

• Visual impairments

• Hearing loss

• Motor limitations

• Cognitive differences

• Temporary rage blackouts (usually caused by CAPTCHA)

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⚙️ What We’re Doing

Our website is built with:

• WCAG 2.1 Level AA guidelines

• Applicable ADA accessibility requirements

• And SCRAP’s unofficial policy: “Don’t exclude people. Do exclude Comic Sans.”

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We aim for:

• Complete keyboard accessibility

• Logical headers and clean structure

• Alt text on every image (including that one graphic that just says “WHY”)

• High contrast for easy reading

• Clear, labeled forms—no sneaky or passive-aggressive fields

🧪 Testing (Yes, Regularly)

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We test the site using:

• Screen readers

• Keyboard-only navigation

• Automated accessibility tools

• Manual testing by actual humans

• And Chris, who presses buttons aggressively while muttering about font sizes

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SCRAP checks everything again because he doesn't trust Chris’s definition of “fine.”

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🛠️ Found a Problem?

If you run into an accessibility issue—broken alt text, strange focus jumps, unreadable contrast, or a bug that feels personal—tell us.

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📧 info@ofmita.com
(Chris reads it. SCRAP fixes it. Usually in that order.)

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We take accessibility concerns seriously and will address them as quickly as possible. Even if you’re grumpy about it. Honestly, we respect that.

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🧍 Alternate Access Options

Need help navigating or placing an order? We can assist via:

• Email: support@ofmita.com

• Carrier pigeon: Not supported

• Telepathic screaming: Emotionally relatable but also not supported

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💬 Feedback Welcome

We’re always improving accessibility—not because a lawyer told us to (hi, lawyer!), but because everyone deserves a smooth experience.

If there’s something we can improve, just let us know.

 

We’re actually listening.

 

Like, real listening—not the kind where someone nods at you during a meeting and then immediately forgets what you said.

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Welcome to OFMITA.
Where we hate everything—but not accessibility. 🖤