Refund Policy

💸 When Do We Refund?

We issue refunds only when we screw up (rare, but Chris exists, so…).
You qualify for a refund if:

• You received the wrong item

• Your order arrived damaged or defective

• Something went catastrophically wrong during printing and SCRAP let it slide

If it’s our failure, we fix it. If it’s yours… keep reading.

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❌ When We Don’t Refund

We do not refund orders when:

• You “changed your mind” (that’s a you-problem)

• You ordered two “Certified Menace” tees and suddenly realized you are, in fact, a single menace

• Your pet destroyed your package (train your beast, we are not its babysitter)

• You don’t like how the shirt fits your personality, lifestyle, or fragile sense of self

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​🔄 How To Request a Refund

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If you believe your case is valid, follow the ritual:

1. Email support@ofmita.com within 7 days of delivery

2. Include:

   • Your order number

   • Photos of the issue

   • A calm tone (Chris stresses easily)

3. Wait for Chris to review your case. SCRAP will double-check his judgment so the universe remains balanced.

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If approved, refunds go back to your original payment method within 5–10 business days.

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🛑 Shipping Costs & Refunds

• Original shipping fees are non-refundable

• Return shipping is your responsibility unless the mistake is ours

• Use a trackable method if you value your sanity

If your return vanishes in transit like GARB once did… that’s between you and the postal gods.

⚠️ Exchanges
Need a different size or design?
Email returns@ofmita.com with your request.
Pass the Not Dumb Test, and Chris will assist you.
Fail the test, and you’ll receive our silent, digital judgment.

🤖 Final Note from SCRAP & Chris
We aim for accuracy, quality, and minimal chaos.
But humans exist, so issues do happen.
When it’s our fault, we’ll make it right.
When it’s yours, we’ll make fun of you—gently, professionally.

Questions?
support@ofmita.com is where to find us.
We respond within 1–3 business days unless Chris knocks the router over again.