Certified Agent of Havoc - Tee

👕 Certified Agent of Chaos — Tee

Your application to wreak havoc? Approved.

This tee is the official uniform of anyone who shows up late, turns every meeting into an existential crisis, and thinks “structure” is just a myth invented by spreadsheets. Whether you're a glorified gremlin or a department-wide disturbance, this shirt doesn’t just announce your presence—it destabilizes it.

Featuring bold text that reads: “Certified Agent of Chaos — Unqualified. Unhinged. Unapologetic.” ...and the fine print HR wouldn’t let you submit: “Spreads Misinformation & Mirth. May Contain Traces of Logic.” —wear it proudly as you inspire confusion at every turn.

🔍 Product Details:

• • Soft-style comfort: Crafted from ultra-smooth 100% cotton (solid colors) with blends for Heather and Sports Grey—because even chaos deserves a touch of luxury.

  • Tubular knit construction: Zero seams. Zero restraint. Just pure disarray in fabric form.

  • Ribbed collar: Keeps its shape better than your moral compass after three espresso shots and a questionable memo.

  • Twill-taped shoulders: Durable enough to survive public scandals, dramatic exits, and impromptu karaoke interventions.

  • Printing methods: DTG and DTF techniques ensure razor-sharp text and graphics—ideal for high-impact panic.

  • Flammability & chemical compliant: Safe to wear in labs, boardrooms, and unexpected plot twists.