Ahhh, It’s Not Hot – Tee

Ahhh, It’s Not Hot – Tee (Limited Drop)

 

Let me tell you somethin’, brother.

 

Sometimes you’re standin’ there in front of MILLIONS of the little dudes and dudettes… your adrenaline’s pumpin’, your mustache is tinglin’, your 24-inch pythons are flexin’… and you grab somethin’ you THINK is gonna scorch the very soul outta your hand…

 

And then—

NOTHIN’.

No sizzle.

No steam.

Not even a warm breeze, jack.

 

So what do you do?

You sell it anyway, brother.

You puff up your chest, look into that imaginary camera, and belt out the line of the century:

 

“Ah, it’s not hot.”

 

This tee honors that legendary moment when the heat wasn’t there, but the PERFORMANCE?
Oh, that was runnin’ wild.

 

Perfect for anyone who lives life like a dramatic monologue, anyone who commits to the bit even when the bit betrays them, and anyone who knows the show must go on — even when the prop guy definitely forgot to plug something in, dude.

 

Product Features
• 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²), softer than a missed cue, brother
• Tubular knit construction for a smooth fit
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — built stronger than the heat that didn’t show up
• Oeko-Tex certified fabric

 

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
And whatcha gonna do when the laundry cycle runs wild on you, brother?!

 

 

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally… but we respect anyone who sells the heat when there IS no heat.