I Am Freaking Merry – Hoodie

I Am Freaking Merry – Hoodie (Limited Winter '25 Drop)

You’ve done the carols, the crowds, the obligatory cheer. Now you’ve earned the right to be comfortably merry—or at least look like it. This unisex heavy blend hoodie wraps you in warmth while your soul quietly reboots from holiday overload.

Perfect for family gatherings, office parties you can’t escape, or sitting by the fire pretending you have “festive plans.” Soft, durable, and aggressively cozy, it’s the uniform of anyone who’s running on caffeine, sarcasm, and sugar cookies.

Product Features

• Spacious kangaroo pouch for storing hands, snacks, or emotional baggage.

• Adjustable drawstring hood—tighten when someone mentions Secret Santa.

• Seamless design for less waste and fewer seams holding your sanity together.

• Soft cotton-poly blend: part comfort, part defense mechanism.

• Ethically made, sustainably sourced, ironically cheerful.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your heart this season.

• Non-chlorine bleach, because drama’s overrated.

• Tumble dry medium—unlike your energy.

• Iron low heat, or don’t. Wrinkles have character.

• Do not dry clean. You’re merry, not fragile.

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Forced Cheer – Professionally.