Privacy Policy

Last updated: 2026

At OFMITA Apparel (“we”, “us”, “our”), we sell dark humor, sarcastic, and absurd apparel and gifts — not your data. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect when you use our website, how we use it, and the limited circumstances in which we share it. By using this site, you agree to the terms below. If you don’t agree, please close the tab and resist the urge to send us an angry email.

1. Who we are
OFMITA Apparel is an online store run out of Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, by a dude named Chris (begrudgingly supported by Crystal). We use this site to sell printed apparel and related products, and to communicate with customers and visitors who voluntarily interact with us.

2. What information we collect
We collect information in a few ways:

• Information you provide directly: When you place an order, create an account, contact us, or subscribe to emails, you may give us details like your name, email address, shipping address, billing address, phone number, and payment information (processed securely by our payment providers).

• Automatic data: Like most websites, we and our service providers may automatically collect technical data such as IP address, device type, browser type, pages visited, time spent on pages, and general location (e.g., city/region) via cookies and similar technologies.

• Order and account data: Details about the products you view, add to cart, purchase, or save, as well as your order history and account preferences.

We use this information to run the store, fulfill orders, provide customer support, improve the site, and comply with legal obligations. We do not sell your personal information to third parties.

3. How we use your information
We use your information to:
• Process and deliver your orders
• Communicate with you about orders, support, and updates
• Send marketing emails or promotions (only if you’ve opted in — and you can opt out anytime)
• Improve and personalize our website, products, and services
• Prevent fraud, abuse, and chargebacks
• Comply with tax, accounting, and other legal requirements

We promise not to use your data to psychoanalyze why you buy so many dark humor tees. That’s between you and your therapist.

4. Cookies and tracking technologies
Our site may use cookies and similar technologies to:
• Keep your cart and session working
• Remember your preferences
• Analyze site traffic and performance
• Support marketing and ads (for example, showing you products you might like)

You can usually control cookies through your browser settings. If you disable them, some parts of the site may not work properly (like your cart, which is kind of important).

5. Sharing your information
We share your information only when necessary, including with:
• Service providers such as payment processors, shipping carriers, printing/fulfillment partners, email providers, and analytics tools
• Business partners like print-on-demand or logistics services that help us produce and deliver your orders
• Authorities or legal entities when required by law, to protect our rights, or to respond to valid legal requests

We do not sell your personal information to data brokers. If anyone’s profiting off your questionable taste, it’s us.

6. Data retention
We keep your information only as long as needed to:
• Provide our services and fulfill orders
• Maintain business and tax records
• Resolve disputes and enforce our agreements

When we no longer need your data, we take reasonable steps to delete or anonymize it.

7. Your rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights over your personal information, such as:
• Accessing the data we hold about you
• Correcting inaccurate information
• Requesting deletion of your data (subject to legal obligations)
• Opting out of marketing emails

To exercise any of these rights, contact us using the details below. We may need to verify your identity before acting on your request.

8. Security
We use reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect your information. No system is 100% secure, but we’re not casually leaving your data on a sticky note either. Payment details are processed by trusted third-party providers and are not stored in plain text by us.

9. Children’s privacy
This site is not intended for children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from them. If you believe a child has provided us with personal information, contact us and we’ll take appropriate steps to remove it.

10. Changes to this policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we do, we’ll change the “Last updated” date at the top. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated policy.

11. Contact us
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or your data, contact us here.