I Am Freaking Merry – Tee (Limited Holiday '25 Drop)
Tired? Overcaffeinated? Forcibly cheerful? Perfect. This unisex softstyle tee captures the exact level of holiday spirit required to survive office parties, family dinners, and forced joy in public spaces. Soft, breathable, and 100% sarcasm-approved, it’s the uniform of anyone who’s done pretending that “merry” comes naturally.
Whether you’re gift shopping, doomscrolling through December, or just trying not to scream “bah humbug” in Target, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
Product Features


Knit in one piece—because you’re barely holding it together as it is.


Elastic ribbed neckline that keeps its shape better than your plans.


Shoulder tape to prevent stretching (unlike your patience).


Ethically sourced cotton—because we care, begrudgingly.


Classic fit that works for every mood between “festive” and “feral.”


Care Instructions


Do not dry clean (it’s Christmas, not couture).


Do not bleach—unless you hate color and joy.


Tumble dry low, like your holiday spirit.


Iron low heat, or don’t. You’re merry enough.


Machine wash cold with similar colors and similar seasonal despair.


 
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Your Holiday Cheer – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean