Coffee, Because Murder is Wrong - Tee

👕 COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG – TEE

You’re doing your best. You really are. But mornings are rough, people are worse, and the law insists that “murder” is still technically frowned upon.

This tee is your caffeine-fueled cry for help—or at least a soft warning label for anyone dumb enough to talk before you’ve had your fix. Made from breathable fabric that won’t suffocate you while you fake a smile, it’s perfect for surviving long days, bad moods, and the occasional existential crisis.

The fit? Unisex. The message? Crystal clear.

Because when you’re running on fumes and spite, the least you deserve is a shirt that gets it.

OFMITA: Because coffee is cheaper than bail.

🌀 Designed by the distracted digital ghosts at OFMITA, who never heard your opinion but are sure it was very meaningful.

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to comfort you through the daily bullshit

• Unisex fit: Because indifference doesn’t discriminate

• High-quality print: Stands up to your fading patience and endless eye rolls

• Tagless design: Minimizes irritation—because life’s already full of that

• Size options: From “barely functional” to “full-on social shutdown”

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your soul before coffee

• Tumble dry low—because your patience is threadbare

• Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the print. Don’t engage before caffeine kicks in

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember—coffee may save your ass, but this shirt saves your dignity.