You Ain't Gettin' Chit 🎅– Tee (Holiday '25 Drop)
Straight from the North Pole of Rage.
This tee features a fed-up Santa pointing directly at you—because he’s had it. The elves unionized, the reindeer called out “mental health day,” and you’ve been on thin ice since July.
Soft, breathable, and aggressively disappointed, this shirt is perfect for ugly sweater parties, office gift exchanges, or anyone who knows they’ve already blown it this year.

🎅 Six Very Likely Reasons You Ain’t Gettin’ Chit


You called it “X-mas” because typing the rest was too much work.


You re-gifted a candle… again. He knows.


You told HR the punch was weak, then fixed it with vodka.


You “forgot” to Venmo for Secret Santa but somehow bought concert tickets.


You posted “New Year, New Me” for the fifth year running.


Santa saw your browser history. You’re lucky it’s just coal.



Product Features


Seamless body construction for max comfort and minimal judgment


Ribbed collar that holds its shape through seasonal meltdowns


Shoulder tape for durability through every bad decision


100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough to wear during your apology tour


Ethically made and quality-certified (unlike your life choices)


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors


Tumble dry low


Do not bleach


Iron low if needed


Do not dry clean




OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Your Holiday Redemption Arc – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean