You Ain't Gettin' Chit 🎅– Tee (Holiday '25 Drop)

You Ain't Gettin' Chit 🎅– Tee (Holiday '25 Drop)

Straight from the North Pole of Rage.

This tee features a fed-up Santa pointing directly at you—because he’s had it. The elves unionized, the reindeer called out “mental health day,” and you’ve been on thin ice since July.

Soft, breathable, and aggressively disappointed, this shirt is perfect for ugly sweater parties, office gift exchanges, or anyone who knows they’ve already blown it this year.

🎅 Six Very Likely Reasons You Ain’t Gettin’ Chit

1. You called it “X-mas” because typing the rest was too much work.

2. You re-gifted a candle… again. He knows.

3. You told HR the punch was weak, then fixed it with vodka.

4. You “forgot” to Venmo for Secret Santa but somehow bought concert tickets.

5. You posted “New Year, New Me” for the fifth year running.

6. Santa saw your browser history. You’re lucky it’s just coal.

Product Features

• Seamless body construction for max comfort and minimal judgment

• Ribbed collar that holds its shape through seasonal meltdowns

• Shoulder tape for durability through every bad decision

• 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough to wear during your apology tour

• Ethically made and quality-certified (unlike your life choices)

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron low if needed

• Do not dry clean

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Your Holiday Redemption Arc – Professionally.