This Is Bad For My Anxiety - Tee

If caffeine, group chats, and making small talk with your boss at 8 a.m. were Olympic sports, you’d be a gold medalist — and still anxious about losing. The “This Is Bad For My Anxiety” tee calls out all the chaos we willingly mainline: double shots of espresso, scrolling the news before bed, agreeing to “just one more project,” raising kids who treat walls like trampolines, and trusting your phone battery at 3%.

Made from ethically sourced cotton, this unisex softstyle tee is soft, breathable, and comfortable enough to wear while overthinking every decision you’ve ever made. The bold, durable print survives coffee stains, stress sweats, and the slow decay of your inner peace.

When Best To Wear:

• First dates where you’ll 100% replay everything you said for the next week

• PTA meetings with parents who “don’t believe in screen time”

• Staff meetings that could’ve been an email

• Grocery store trips where you’ll definitely forget the one thing you went for

When Not To Wear:

• Jury duty (unless you want to get excused immediately)

• Job interviews where they ask about “handling stress”

• Meeting your in-laws for the first time (unless honesty is your brand)

• Anywhere someone might mistake it for a cry for help — even if it is

Product Specs:

• Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

• 100% ethically sourced cotton for a soft, comfy feel

• Classic fit with stretch — perfect for panic breathing or parent-teacher conferences

• Crisp, durable print that lasts longer than your therapist’s patience

• Ideal for PTA meetings, work deadlines, or drinking coffee you definitely didn’t need

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. Especially when you text “we need to talk.”