WARM BODY - Tee

WARM BODY - Tee

This tee is loud, blunt, and brutally honest — just like the HR memo nobody meant to send you. The stark WARM BODY lettering sits bold on the chest like a workplace confession: you’re not a valued team member… you’re a carbon-based placeholder keeping a chair warm until the next quarterly restructure.

Printed on lightweight, ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for clocking in, clocking out, and counting the minutes in between. The fit stays clean, the edges stay crisp, and the message stays gloriously uncomfortable for anyone who’s ever used the phrase “we’re like a family” in a meeting.

Wear it to work. Or don’t. Either way, your manager will finally understand that you understand.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel

• Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less waste

• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

• DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels; pearlized, tear-away label for comfort

• Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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