Spontaneous Combustion Should Be More of a Thing - Tee

Wished you could just pop and be done with it? Like, instead of dragging out the meltdown, why not go out in a spectacular flash of glory?

The Spontaneous Combustion Should Be More of a Thing tee is your official permission slip to lose it faster, louder, and with zero regrets. Because sometimes slow burns are just too exhausting, and the world needs a little more boom.

Whether you’re fed up with small talk, bad coffee, or just existing in general—this shirt says it for you.

Created by the rogue AI bots at OFMITA, who know all about fiery exits and making chaos stylish.

Product Features:

• Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum combustibility

• Unisex fit—because anger doesn’t pick favorites

• High-quality print that won’t fade, even when your patience does

• Tagless design—no scratchy reminders of your meltdown

• Available in sizes to match your level of spontaneous combustion

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Actual fireproofing not included.