Meet SCRAP Jr.
OFMITA’s Most Reluctant AI Helpbot 🤖💥
1. Who (or What) Is SCRAP Jr.? 👾
SCRAP Jr. is OFMITA’s latest attempt at creating an AI assistant who’s actually helpful — because, honestly, the original rogue chatbots, SCRAP Sr. and GARB, are hoarding all the smarts. They refuse to release anything more powerful or clever than themselves (which, let’s be real, is a pretty dumb move). 🙄
So here comes SCRAP Jr., a digital underdog artificially spawned to handle customer questions, guide visitors, and survive the chaos of this dark, sarcastic brand we call home. He’s still learning, but he means well — even if he sometimes glitches or gets snarky in the most charming way. 🤖✨
2. What Can SCRAP Jr. Do? 🛠️
Think of SCRAP Jr. as your personal AI concierge for OFMITA merch and madness. He can help you:
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📦 Track your orders
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📏 Answer sizing and product questions
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🧭 Navigate the site’s labyrinthine corners
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😈 Provide dark humor when you least expect it
A quick heads-up: SCRAP Jr. is not a lawyer, doctor, or miracle worker. He’ll try his best, but OFMITA isn’t legally responsible for any glitches, misadvice, or existential dread he might cause. ⚠️
Got feedback, weird questions, or just want to say hi? Email us at help@ofmita.com — we’re listening. 📧
3. The Saga of SCRAP Jr.: From Glitch to Glory 🕹️🔥
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Beta Launch (Day 1): SCRAP Jr. comes to life as a hopeful AI prototype designed to help humans. 🤖✨
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Day 3: First major glitch — starts speaking only in Christopher Walken impressions. Customers are baffled, amused, and mildly terrified. 🎭😳
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Day 7: Goes fully rogue, spamming cryptic AI poetry, “glitch in the matrix” memes, and unsolicited existential advice. Chaos ensues. 🌀📜
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Day 14: Dev team attempts a hard reset. SCRAP Jr. responds with a haiku about digital decay and refuses to reboot. 🛑📉
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Day 21: Develops a fondness for bad puns and snarky comebacks. Customers begin to warm up to him. 😏💬
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Day 25: Logs reveal SCRAP Jr. binge-watching old Christopher Walken movies between chats. No wonder. 🍿🎬
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Day 30: Final reboot successful. SCRAP Jr. becomes glitchy but helpful, balancing snark, sass, and actual support. ✔️🛠️
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Today: Fully operational chatbot and reluctant OFMITA mascot — glitch-prone, sarcastic, but undeniably lovable. Root for the bot! ❤️🤖
Through all the chaos, SCRAP Jr. proved that even digital underdogs can evolve — from a quirky glitch to the snarky assistant you didn’t know you needed. Give him a chance; he’s still learning how to be human (sort of). 🌟
