Welcome to the Sad Adult Club – Tee
Congratulations. You’ve unlocked the final stage of adulthood: mild disappointment, questionable coping mechanisms, and a shared sense of ironic pride. This unisex softstyle tee is your official membership badge to the club nobody meant to join—but here we are.
Made for the chronically overworked, emotionally undercharged, and spiritually buffering. It’s soft, durable, and darkly funny enough to make your therapist raise an eyebrow.
Perfect for:


Anyone whose hobbies include paying bills and disassociating


Card-carrying members of the burnout generation


People who laugh at the void, then clock in anyway


Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fit: Comfortably existential
 

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Your Membership Dues – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean