Welcome to the Sad Adult Club – Tee

Welcome to the Sad Adult Club – Tee

Congratulations. You’ve unlocked the final stage of adulthood: mild disappointment, questionable coping mechanisms, and a shared sense of ironic pride. This unisex softstyle tee is your official membership badge to the club nobody meant to join—but here we are.

Made for the chronically overworked, emotionally undercharged, and spiritually buffering. It’s soft, durable, and darkly funny enough to make your therapist raise an eyebrow.

Perfect for:

• Anyone whose hobbies include paying bills and disassociating

• Card-carrying members of the burnout generation

• People who laugh at the void, then clock in anyway

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
Fit: Comfortably existential

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We Hate Everything – Even Your Membership Dues – Professionally.