I Need a Work Clone — Tee

I Need a Work Clone — Tee

Because cloning yourself is still illegal—for now.*

This unisex softstyle tee speaks to anyone juggling too many tabs in life. Whether you’re chasing deadlines, kids, dreams, or your sanity, it’s the perfect uniform for people who do the work of three humans and get paid like half of one.

Soft, lightweight, and breathable, it keeps you comfortable through the daily chaos—meetings, side hustles, chores, and that one friend who keeps asking for “a quick favor.” The classic fit pairs easily with coffee stains, exhaustion, and existential dread.

Ideal for burnt-out professionals, tired parents, creative freelancers, or anyone who’s whispered “there’s not enough of me” into the void.

🧬 Top 5 Times To Use a Clone at Work

1. Monday mornings – So one of you can answer emails while the other emotionally recovers from existing.

2. Team meetings – Let your clone nod through the PowerPoint while you stare into the void and plan your escape.

3. Performance reviews – Send the version of you that still cares.

4. “Quick favors” – Perfect for when your boss says, “This won’t take long.” Spoiler: it will.

5. After hours – Because apparently the phrase “I log off at five” is just performance art now.

Product Features

• Seamless body for smoother comfort and fewer breakdowns

• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape (even when you don’t)

• Shoulder tape for durability through your fifth side hustle

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel

• Ethically made and certified for quality

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron low if needed

• Do not dry clean

*Yep — human cloning is still illegal or heavily restricted almost everywhere.

Here’s the short version:

• 🧬 Reproductive cloning (making a full human copy) is banned in most countries, including the U.S. There’s no federal law outright, but multiple states have bans, and Congress has repeatedly rejected legalization.

• ⚖️ UN and global bans: Over 70 countries signed the U.N. Declaration on Human Cloning (2005) urging prohibition of cloning humans “incompatible with human dignity.”

• 🧪 Therapeutic cloning (creating cloned cells or embryos for research, not full humans) is legal in some regions under strict regulation — like the U.K., South Korea, and parts of the U.S.

• 👩‍🔬 Actual attempts: A few fringe scientists (and one cult group, the Raëlians) have claimed to clone a human, but there’s never been any verifiable evidence.

So yeah — if you want a second you to handle emails or fold laundry, you’ll have to wait a while (or fake your own timesheet).

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Being the Only Functional Adult – Professionally.