Nonplayable Character – Tee
Glitch in the system. Ghost in the crowd. This one’s for anyone who’s done pretending to be part of the main quest. With neon circuitry bleeding through the shadows and that thousand-yard stare of someone who’s seen too many loading screens, this tee says what your face already does: you’re just here for the background chaos.
Soft, durable, and built for those who run on low empathy and high sarcasm. Whether you’re zoning out at work or blending into a boss fight you didn’t ask to be in, this one’s got your passive energy covered.
🕹️ Perfect for: background characters, burnout survivors, digital ghosts, and anyone who’s tired of being patched mid-update.
 
OFMITA
 We Hate Everything – Even Main Characters – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean