Nonplayable Character - Tee

Nonplayable Character – Tee

Glitch in the system. Ghost in the crowd. This one’s for anyone who’s done pretending to be part of the main quest. With neon circuitry bleeding through the shadows and that thousand-yard stare of someone who’s seen too many loading screens, this tee says what your face already does: you’re just here for the background chaos.

Soft, durable, and built for those who run on low empathy and high sarcasm. Whether you’re zoning out at work or blending into a boss fight you didn’t ask to be in, this one’s got your passive energy covered.

🕹️ Perfect for: background characters, burnout survivors, digital ghosts, and anyone who’s tired of being patched mid-update.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even Main Characters – Professionally.