Think (Drip) – Tee
Most shirts tell you who to root for, what brand to push, or what band you used to like. This one just says: THINK. Letters drip like blood or leaking brain matter. Once you start? There’s no turning back. Your skull will rattle with truths everyone else calls “crazy,” lies you believed, and the horrifying realization that reality is a slow, deliberate joke.
Yes, the CIA spied on Americans.
Yes, Big Tobacco lied for decades, and Big Pharma isn’t any better.
Yes, your phone knows where you are, what you eat, and who you sleep with.
Yes, the food pyramid was a marketing scam to fatten you for corporations.
Yes, the government sometimes murders inconvenient truth-tellers.
Yes, the “crazy conspiracy nuts” were often just early wake-ups—and now they look like prophets.
The stats don’t lie:


Average American checks their phone 144 times a day


Social media devours 2 hours 23 minutes daily while your data gets quietly auctioned


Over 60% of workers admit to spying on coworkers’ screens


U.S. food companies spent $11 billion in one year marketing sugar to kids


At least 85% of adults don’t realize their smart TVs are watching them


Paranoid? Nah. Just awake. This tee isn’t a comfort blanket—it’s a mirror. Thinking f*cks you up. It’s slow, brutal, and hilarious if you survive.
Product Features


100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to wear while your brain slowly combusts


Ribbed knit collar that won’t stretch, even when your worldview does


Classic fit—perfect for protests, poker nights, office life, or hiding from drones


Ethically made, unlike the systems that lied to you


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold—tap water’s already dosed with fluoride


Tumble dry low, because the grid isn’t infinite


Do not bleach—unless you’re erasing evidence


Iron low if you still trust electricity


 
OFMITA
We hate control. We hate compliance. But mostly—we hate people who don’t think.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean