Everything Happens for No Reason – Tee
You’ve seen the phrase before, but never like this. “Everything Happens for No Reason” drifts across the fabric in a swirl of nebula hues—purples, blues, and faint starlight pinks that shimmer like a quiet existential crisis. It’s bold, sarcastic, and cosmic in a way that feels both deep and completely meaningless. Exactly as intended.
DETAILS:
100% combed ringspun cotton for that soft, broken-in feel from day one
Lightweight, breathable, and durable with a slightly fitted cut
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-stitched hems for long-term structure
Side-seamed construction keeps the shape true, even after endless washes
Printed with high-resolution, fade-resistant inks that stay sharp through time and trauma
CARE TIPS:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent—skip bleach and fabric softeners
Tumble dry low (or hang dry if you’re into that whole “sustainability” thing)
Do not iron directly on the print—unless you want to reset the universe
 
OFMITA – We hate everything, even cosmic purpose – professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean