Definitely Not a Cult Member. Probably - Tee

Definitely Not a Cult Member. Probably - Tee

Confidence is key. Doubt is optional.

This unisex softstyle tee is for anyone who’s tired of explaining their “organization,” “book club,” or “mutual enlightenment circle.” Lightweight, absurdly soft, and suspiciously comfortable, it’s ideal for social events, secret meetings, or just gaslighting yourself in style.

Perfect for those who love irony, existential humor, and plausible deniability.

Product Features

• Seamless body design for a clean, comfortable fit

• Ribbed collar retains shape through every initiation

• Shoulder tape for stability and durability

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel

• Ethically made and quality assured

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron low if needed

• Do not dry clean

OFMITA We Hate Everything – Even Blind Faith – Professionally.