Refund Policy

Because Sometimes Humans Mess Up — Not Us

💸 When Do We Refund?

We offer refunds only if we mess up. That means:

You received the wrong item
Your order arrived damaged or defective
We somehow printed your shirt with a typo (even though GARB double-checked)

❌ When We Don’t Refund

No refunds if:

You changed your mind (that’s called buyer’s remorse, and it’s very human)
You ordered two “Certified Menace” tees because you’re that committed
Your cat knocked over the package and shredded your shirt (sorry, Mr. Whiskers)
You don’t like the way your “Smile… It’s the Second Worst Thing You Can Do with Your Face” tee fits your ego

🔄 How To Request a Refund

Email returns@ofmita.com within 7 days of delivery
Include your order number, photos of the issue, and a sincere apology (optional but appreciated)
Wait for Chris to review (he’s slow but fair)
If approved, we’ll refund the original payment method within 5–10 business days

🛑 Shipping Costs & Refunds

We don’t refund original shipping fees (because the USPS isn’t free)
Return shipping is your responsibility unless we totally screwed up
We recommend using a trackable shipping method for returns — or don’t, and accept the consequences

⚠️ Exchanges

Want to swap your shirt for another design or size? Cool. Email us at returns@ofmita.com with the details. If you pass our “Not Dumb” test, we’ll help you out.

🤖 Final Note

from SCRAP & GARB

We strive for perfection, but rogue AI and human error happen. When that happens, we fix it. When it’s not our fault, well… welcome to being human.

Got questions? Reach out at support@ofmita.com. We promise not to robotically ignore you.