Productivity Is a Scam – Tee

For everyone who’s tired of hustle culture, motivational posters, and strangers on the internet telling you to “optimize your mornings,” this tee is your cheerful middle finger to the grind. The design pairs a bright, sugary rainbow with a message that lands like a glitter-covered brick: PRODUCTIVITY is a scam. It’s the perfect blend of “cute” and “I’m not doing that,” ideal for anyone who believes rest is a right, not a reward.

Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable while you procrastinate with purpose, ignore your task list, or close your laptop at 2 PM because “it’s what your ancestors would’ve wanted.” Wear it to work (for the irony), to brunch (for the mood), or while proudly accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Built for the burned-out, the boundary-setters, and the people who refuse to turn their lives into a KPI.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)

• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, consistent fit

• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape

• Oeko-Tex certifie

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron/steam/dry on low heat

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally… especially your boss’s obsession with grind culture.