AI Took My Job But Not My Anxiety - Tee

AI Took My Job But Not My Anxiety – Tee

This lightweight tee is for everyone who watched AI roll in, take their job, and somehow still left them with the worst part of being human. The front graphic — a wide-eyed panic creature peeking out from a rectangle — captures the exact moment you realize the robots aren’t here to help… they’re just here to outperform you while you continue spiraling in peace.

Soft ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable as you update your résumé for the fifth time this year or practice your new career as “the human who supervises the machine that took your role.” Wear it to the office (if you still have one), to job interviews (fun), or during late-night doomscrolling about automation trends you swear you’re not worried about.

Made for the chronically online, the laid-off-but-still-laughing, and anyone who enjoys poking at the human species for losing to its own inventions.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)

• Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look

• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape

• Pearlized, tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified

• DTG/DTF printing: DTF for sleeve/neck labels, DTG for main print

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Iron/steam/dry on low heat

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally… though honestly, the robots are doing a great job replacing you without trying.