It's Not Always 5 O'Clock Somewhere - Tee

It’s Not Always 5 O’Clock Somewhere – Tee 

Day drinkers love to swear by the old mantra, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!” as if the world is one big spinning permission slip. But mathematically? Logically? Spiritually? No. Sometimes it’s 9:15. Which means, at best, it’s 5:15 somewhere else — and that’s not a vibe, that’s just barely-home-from-work energy. This tee calls out the flawed, wishful thinking behind the phrase with a hand-drawn illustration of a thoroughly fried office worker staring down a clock that absolutely refuses to cooperate.

Muted teal, sepia, and charcoal tones give the artwork that exhausted, lived-in look — the kind you earn after staying late enough to see your own reflection in the monitor and question your life choices. Lightweight, soft, and provocatively honest, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who knows that time zones do not magically equal freedom.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and breathable

• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced waste

• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape

• DTG and DTF printing (sleeve & neck prints via DTF) for vivid, durable artwork

• Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron/steam/dry on low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dryclean

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