Work Hard. Die Fast. Repeat – Tee

"Work Hard. Die Fast. Repeat." – Unisex Softstyle Tee

Corporate told you to give 110% 💼💦 — turns out they meant your lifespan. This shirt is for the overworked, underpaid, and slowly decaying heroes of the modern grind. It’s soft, it’s comfy, and it’ll look great when you’re answering emails from a hospital bed.

Product Features

• No side seams 👏 because you’ve got enough deadlines splitting you apart.

• Ribbed collar 💪 stays firm longer than your will to live.

• Shoulder tape 🫠 keeps the seams together better than your mental state.

• 100% ring-spun cotton so you can feel good while feeling bad 😈.

• Ethically made ✅ because even capitalism has PR to maintain.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold 🧊 like your boss’s heart.

• Tumble dry low 🔥 like your remaining energy.

• Iron low heat—if you still have the strength.

• No bleach, no dry clean—no extra labor.

💀 OFMITA 

We Hate Everything – Even You – Relentlessly.