Two Scoops Creamery & Gentleman’s Club – Individual Vinyl Sticker
 🍨 Where the sprinkles are optional… but the shame is not.
Once the pride of a nowhere highway off I-65, Two Scoops served up double-decker cones and single-mom pole routines with equal enthusiasm. Kids got waffle cones. Dads got weird. And the town got one heck of a zoning violation. 🙈
Sure, it didn’t last. The dairy went sour, the glitter got stuck in the HVAC, and nobody ever figured out what “Banana Split Tuesdays” really meant. But legends never melt. They just get slapped on your hydroflask.
This sticker is for those who appreciate the finer things in life: cold sweets, warm regrets, and neon signs that shouldn’t have existed in the first place. 💅
Stick it anywhere:
– Your laptop
– Your water bottle
– Your favorite parking lot pole
– The empty stage in your heart
It's not just a sticker. It’s the last surviving artifact from a place that dared to serve soft serve with a side of sin.
✨ Sticker Details:


Matte waterproof vinyl


Weather-resistant and dishwasher safe


Roughly 3" on the longest side


Perfect for laptops, bottles, trapper keepers, or adult diary entries


Ships flat with minimum chill and maximum cleavage


🧼 Care Instructions:


Gently hand-wash if applying to drinkware


Do not microwave (unless your love life already exploded)


Peel with pride. Place with regret.


 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.
Especially if you never tipped the girl dressed as a drumstick. 🍦💔💃