Spread the Love - Ceramic Decoration Ornament ❄️️(Limited Drop)

Deck the halls with dysfunction. The Spread the Love Ceramic Ornament takes your average holiday cheer and smears it with peanut butter lust and chocolate side-eye.

Forget snowflakes and angels—this is the only pairing worth celebrating, and it’s messier than your family’s Christmas dinner.

Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, or the doorknob of a relationship you should’ve ended months ago. Wherever it goes, it’ll remind everyone that love isn’t pure—it’s sticky, nutty, and always comes with a bite.

Specs that Actually Matter

• 100% ceramic: built to survive passive-aggressive family feuds

• Glossy white surface: shiny enough to reflect your bad decisions

• UV print that won’t fade, unlike your New Year’s resolutions

• Gold string included—because we know you’ll never buy one yourself

Care Instructions

• Wipe with a microfiber cloth, not your tears

• Don’t scrub—it’s fragile, like your coping mechanisms

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. But we’ll still spread it thick.