Deck the halls with dysfunction. The Spread the Love Ceramic Ornament takes your average holiday cheer and smears it with peanut butter lust and chocolate side-eye. Forget snowflakes and angels—this is the only pairing worth celebrating, and it’s messier than your family’s Christmas dinner.
Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, or the doorknob of a relationship you should’ve ended months ago. Wherever it goes, it’ll remind everyone that love isn’t pure—it’s sticky, nutty, and always comes with a bite.
Specs that Actually Matter


100% ceramic: built to survive passive-aggressive family feuds


Glossy white surface: shiny enough to reflect your bad decisions


UV print that won’t fade, unlike your New Year’s resolutions


Gold string included—because we know you’ll never buy one yourself


Care Instructions


Wipe with a microfiber cloth, not your tears


Don’t scrub—it’s fragile, like your coping mechanisms


OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. But we’ll still spread it thick.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a microfiber cloth to gently remove any dust or dirt build-up. Avoid harsh chemicals or cleaners. Instead, dampen a cotton wool swab in warm water (just a few drops per liter of water) and gently roll the swab over the ornament and refrain from scrubbing