Spontaneous Combustion Should Be More of a Thing – Individual Vinyl Sticker

We’re not saying we want people to burst into flames without warning—we’re just saying it might solve a few traffic problems.
This sticker is for the dangerously overcaffeinated, the quietly unhinged, and the folks who’ve considered spontaneous combustion a valid exit strategy from their group chat. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere else that could use a little chaotic energy. Bright. Bold. Slightly alarming.
Product Features
– High-quality removable white vinyl with adhesive that leaves no residue
– Durable against weather, water, UV light, and bad vibes
– Printed with the latest tech for eyeball-melting color
– Available in 4 sizes, because one-size-fits-all is a lie
– Smooth satin finish for that quietly menacing sheen
Care Instructions
– Clean with water and a soft cloth
– For best results, apply to smooth, hard surfaces
– Built to last indoors or outdoors for up to 3 years
OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even You – Flammably.