Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Tee (Limited Drop)

Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Tee (Limited Winter ’25 Drop)

You believed in Santa once. He didn’t return the favor. This unisex softstyle tee is for the realists—the ones who know the only thing coming down the chimney this year is disappointment and maybe a utility bill.

Lightweight, absurdly soft, and perfect for pretending you’re jolly when deep down you just want January to get here. Great for office parties, family dinners, or any event where you’re expected to smile through seasonal gaslighting.

Product Features

• Knit in one piece—unlike your fractured relationship with holiday optimism

• Elastic ribbed neckline that holds its shape better than your resolutions

• Shoulder tape keeps it together (since you won’t)

• Ethically sourced cotton, because we still technically care

• Classic fit made for every mood between “festive” and “fed up”

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your outlook this season

• Do not bleach—Santa’s already ghosted you

• Tumble dry low, because your standards are too

• Iron low heat, or embrace the wrinkles like emotional texture

• Do not dry clean; it’s not a miracle garment

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You (and Santa) – Professionally.