Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Tee (Limited Winter ’25 Drop)
You believed in Santa once. He didn’t return the favor. This unisex softstyle tee is for the realists—the ones who know the only thing coming down the chimney this year is disappointment and maybe a utility bill.
Lightweight, absurdly soft, and perfect for pretending you’re jolly when deep down you just want January to get here. Great for office parties, family dinners, or any event where you’re expected to smile through seasonal gaslighting.
Product Features


Knit in one piece—unlike your fractured relationship with holiday optimism


Elastic ribbed neckline that holds its shape better than your resolutions


Shoulder tape keeps it together (since you won’t)


Ethically sourced cotton, because we still technically care


Classic fit made for every mood between “festive” and “fed up”


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold, like your outlook this season


Do not bleach—Santa’s already ghosted you


Tumble dry low, because your standards are too


Iron low heat, or embrace the wrinkles like emotional texture


Do not dry clean; it’s not a miracle garment


 
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You (and Santa) – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean