Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Hoodie (Limited Winter '25 Drop)
Let’s be honest—he checked the list twice, saw your name, and just sighed. This unisex heavy blend hoodie is for those who gave up on “nice” around mid-November and have been coasting on caffeine and contempt ever since.
Soft, durable, and unapologetically jaded, it’s perfect for surviving holiday traffic, dodging mall Santas, or explaining to HR why your sweater says what it says. Slip it on, embrace the disappointment, and remember: belief is overrated anyway.
Product Features


Spacious kangaroo pouch for storing coal, snacks, or broken dreams


Adjustable drawstring hood—tighten when someone says “It’s the most wonderful time…”


Seamless design: less waste, fewer reminders that you’re still holding it together


Cotton-poly blend soft enough to make up for your hard edges


Ethically made, sustainably sourced, and emotionally unavailable


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold, like your seasonal spirit


Non-chlorine bleach only (save the drama for family dinner)


Tumble dry medium, like your enthusiasm for small talk


Iron low heat—creases are character


Do not dry clean; Santa still wouldn’t believe in you anyway


 
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Holiday Miracles – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean