Naughty List Survivor – Holiday Hooded Long Sleeve Tee (Limited Drop)

Naughty List Survivor – Holiday Hooded Long Sleeve Tee

You made it through another year of bad decisions, questionable texts, and unholy levels of sarcasm—and somehow Santa didn’t send a hit squad. Congrats, you’re officially a Naughty List Survivor.

This cozy unisex hooded tee is your holiday badge of dishonor. Ideal for ugly sweater parties, awkward family dinners, or silently judging people at the office gift exchange. Soft, lightweight, and just warm enough to keep you comfortable while you plot next year’s chaos.

Wear it like armor against forced cheer and peppermint-flavored expectations. After all, some of us were never meant to be nice.

Top Reasons You Made the Naughty List

1. You called it “self-care,” but it looked a lot like ghosting.

2. You told your smart speaker to shut up—politely, at first.

3. You RSVP’d “maybe” to every invitation and meant “no.”

4. You said “new year, new me” and immediately lied.

5. You re-gifted something you got last year… to the same person.

6. You got blackout drunk at Friendsgiving and started a cult.

7. You called in “sick” but were tagged in three different bars.

8. You made eye contact with a child mid-tantrum and whispered, “good luck.”

9. You blamed Mercury in retrograde for your terrible personality.

10. You drank the office eggnog like it owed you money.

Product Features

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for comfort even Krampus would envy

• Regular fit—relaxed enough for lounging or regretting

• Side-seamed construction for shape retention after multiple judgmental stares

• Stylish crossover ‘V’ neckline to keep things ironically classy

• Lightweight 3.8 oz/yd² fabric—perfect for layering under your bad attitude

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (like your heart)

• Tumble dry low (unlike your standards)

• Do not dry clean (we both know you won’t)

OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Silent Nights – Professionally.