Running Late Is My Cardio – Tee

Running Late Is My Cardio – Tee

Who needs the gym when panic counts as exercise? This unisex softstyle tee is for the chronically late, the fashionably delayed, and the people who start their mornings with chaos instead of coffee. Lightweight, soft, and judgment-resistant, it’s the official uniform of everyone who’s mastered the art of almost there.

Perfect for rushing to work, missing appointments, or pretending speed-walking counts as HIIT.

Product Features

• Knit in one piece—because your life barely holds together as it is

• Elastic ribbed neckline that survives constant “Sorry, I’m on my way” moments

• Shoulder tape for structure (you could use some of that too)

• Ethically sourced cotton—late but responsible

• Classic fit: comfy enough for sprinting through excuses

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your morning motivation

• Do not bleach—punishment’s implied

• Tumble dry low, because you’ve already burned enough bridges

• Iron low heat, or just wear the wrinkles as proof of effort

• Do not dry clean; lateness is permanent, not fancy

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