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Credit Card Debt And Christmas Warmth - Scented Soy Candle (Limited Drop)

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$16.00

Credit Card Debt and Christmas Warmth – Scented Soy Candle (Limited Winter'25 Drop)

 

Nothing says “festive” like financial ruin wrapped in cinnamon and despair. Light this candle and let the soothing scent of Christmas Warmth distract you from the quiet scream of your credit score. Made for cozy nights, bad budgeting, and pretending everything’s fine until January hits.

Whether you’re hiding from in-laws, wrapping gifts you can’t afford, or simply manifesting minimum payments, this eco-friendly soy candle is your emotional support flame.

 

Product Features

  • 100% natural soy wax—because at least something in your life is pure

  • Reusable glass vessel: chic, sustainable, and perfect for storing the ashes of your fiscal responsibility

  • Scent: Christmas Warmth (smells like denial, debt, and gingerbread)

  • Clean burn, guilt-free (financial guilt not included)

  • ASTM safety compliant—ironically, more stable than your holiday plans

 

Care Instructions

  • Burn within sight—like your paycheck disappearing in real time

  • Keep away from flammables, children, and emotional triggers

  • Extinguish before crying into your cocoa

 

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Holiday Spending – Professionally.

 

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