Normalize 4-Day Work Weeks - Tee
$24.00
🕓 Normalize 4-Day Work Weeks - Tee
The science is in: five days is a scam. Four is civil. Three is divine. Two is probably an email away from a breakdown.
This high-voltage tee doesn’t whisper your burnout—it shouts it in bold green and purple like a caffeine-induced rebellion. Whether you're pushing for policy change or just trying to gaslight your manager into early weekend acceptance, this shirt does the heavy lifting. (Unlike most of your coworkers on Friday.)
Wear it to work. Wear it on your day off. Wear it while faking your fifth Zoom crash of the week.
📦 Product Specs
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100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to nap in)
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Pre-shrunk, just like your optimism
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Classic unisex fit
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Sizes XS–3XL
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Printed with water-based inks because we kinda care about the future
🧼 Care Tips
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low or air dry while scrolling “Jobs With 4-Day Weeks”
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No bleach, no excuses
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Iron inside-out if you’re into unnecessary labor
OFMITA
Because Five Days of Anything Is a Human Rights Violation
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