Melt Already – Snowman Ceramic Ornament ❄️️

Melt Already – Snowman Ceramic Ornament ❄️(Limited Winter '25 Drop)

Deck the tree with existential dread. The Melt Already Snowman Ornament turns your average holiday cheer into a passive-aggressive meltdown, one frosty glare at a time. Forget candy canes and jolly faces 🎅—this snowman knows what you really feel about winter: melt already, just leave me alone.

Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror 🚗, or the doorknob of someone who said “Merry Christmas” a little too enthusiastically. Wherever it lands, it’ll remind everyone that frost and cheer are optional—and sarcasm is mandatory.

Specs That Actually Matter

• 100% ceramic: tough enough to survive holiday guilt trips

• Matte white finish: frosty, like your mood in December

• UV print that won’t fade, unlike your patience for carols

• Gold string included—because someone has to hang this nonsense ✨

Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a microfiber cloth, not your tears

• Don’t scrub—it’s fragile, like your holiday spirit

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. But we’ll still hang around anyway.