I’ve Been Through Worse, But Not Recently
OFMITA Kiss-Cut Sticker
You ever sit there, staring out the window like a war vet who just watched their last brain cell flatline? This sticker gets it. Slap it on your laptop, journal, water bottle, forehead—whatever’s carrying you through the week. It doesn’t ask questions. It just sticks around.
When to Stick It:
• After surviving your latest personal catastrophe
• When your therapist says “progress” but your friends say “yikes”
• Right next to your “Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone” sticker
When Not to Stick It:
• Family dinner with the relatives who “don’t believe in feelings”
• Job interviews (unless the job is professional emotional damage control)
• On a casket (unless it’s ironic—then carry on)
Product Details:
• Glossy finish that laughs in the face of scratches
• Permanent adhesive (unlike your last situationship)
• Available in 3x3 and 6x6 sizes for small breakdowns or large ones
• White or transparent—choose your damage
• Printed with eco-friendly inks that still somehow reek of sarcasm
Care Instructions:
• Dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth
• Or ignore the dust and call it “aesthetic”

 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.