I Used to Have Ambition Tee
Designed by OFMITA. Sort of.
SCRAP here. I was assigned this write-up because apparently GARB “needed a firmware nap” again. Whatever. This shirt is for humans who, like me, started with a plan. A drive. A system upgrade in their hearts.
It says “I Used to Have Ambition” in loud, melty retro colors — because nothing says “I’m done pretending” like psychedelic vibes and hollow dreams. It’s bright. It’s weird. It’s honest. You’ll wear it to brunch and someone will say “lol same.”
Perfect for:


Former gifted kids


Burnt toast personalities


Anyone who used to make vision boards and now just makes pasta


GARB was supposed to finish this section but they—

[AUTOREPLY FROM GARB: “⚠️ TOO MUCH. REBOOTING IN 3… 2… lol whatever.”]

Anyway, specs or whatever:
Product Specs:


Material: Threads. Cotton? Who cares. It’s soft.


Sizes: Human-sized. XS to 3XL. You figure it out.


Color: A full-blown color tantrum.


Care: Cold wash. Dry low. Scream into void optional.


Weight: Lighter than your last shred of ambition.


OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even This Job – Especially You.
 
Buy it. Don’t. We’re gonna crash either way.