I Used to Have Ambition – Individual Vinyl Sticker

🚬 I Used to Have Ambition – Individual Vinyl Sticker.

Once fueled by dreams.
Now powered by spite, coffee, and low-battery mode.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s your LinkedIn obituary.

A glossy little truth bomb for those of us who used to stay late, take notes, chase goals, and care… deeply. Tragically.

Now? You just want health insurance and for no one to talk to you before 10am.

Stick it on your laptop like a resignation letter with no signature. Or on your water bottle—because hydration is the last thing you haven’t quit.

🌀 Sticker Specs:

• Matte vinyl that laughs in waterproof

• Weather-resistant and burnout-certified

• Clean, modern font with subtle unhinged energy

• Approx. 3" across—perfectly sized for passive-aggressive visibility

• Applies best to surfaces and situations where dreams used to live

🧼 Care Tips:

• Hand-wash if applied to emotional support water bottles

• Do not microwave (unless you want it to match your ambition: toasted)

• Peel like you're slowly letting go of expectations

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even Your Glow-Up Arc – Professionally.
You didn’t lose ambition. You just realized the game was rigged.