🚬 I Used to Have Ambition – Individual Vinyl Sticker
Once fueled by dreams.
Now powered by spite, coffee, and low-battery mode.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s your LinkedIn obituary.
A glossy little truth bomb for those of us who used to stay late, take notes, chase goals, and care… deeply. Tragically.
Now? You just want health insurance and for no one to talk to you before 10am.
Stick it on your laptop like a resignation letter with no signature. Or on your water bottle—because hydration is the last thing you haven’t quit.
🌀 Sticker Specs:
Matte vinyl that laughs in waterproof
Weather-resistant and burnout-certified
Clean, modern font with subtle unhinged energy
Approx. 3" across—perfectly sized for passive-aggressive visibility
Applies best to surfaces and situations where dreams used to live
🧼 Care Tips:
Hand-wash if applied to emotional support water bottles
Do not microwave (unless you want it to match your ambition: toasted)
Peel like you're slowly letting go of expectations
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Your Glow-Up Arc – Professionally.
 You didn’t lose ambition. You just realized the game was rigged.