I Peaked in November – Hoodie

I Peaked in November – Hoodie (Limited Winter Drop)

You gave your best effort before the holiday chaos even started—and now this hoodie is the only thing holding you together. Cozy, heavy, and built for emotional hibernation, it’s perfect for those who hit their stride in November… and immediately needed a nap.

Throw it on for coffee runs, failed attempts at productivity, or awkward family dinners you mentally checked out of weeks ago. It’s soft, warm, and judgment-free—just like you wish your relatives were.

Product Features

• Spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks, hands, or existential dread.

• Adjustable drawstring hood for when you can’t face humanity.

• Heavy-blend fabric that hugs like seasonal depression in fleece form.

• Seamless tubular knit—because you’re unraveling enough already.

• Made ethically from 100% US-grown cotton. (You tried your best. So did this hoodie.)

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your heart in December.

• Tumble dry medium; you’re already running on fumes.

• Iron low, or don’t—it’s November and you’ve peaked.

• Avoid bleach, both literally and metaphorically.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even the Holidays – Professionally.