From OFMITA’s Benevolent Threats Collection
Just when you thought things might turn around—bam—life hands you another reason to scream into a pillow. This sticker is a warm, fuzzy punch to the gut: a dark twist on those toxic positivity posters from your dentist's office. Featuring a distressed critter barely dangling from a branch (emotionally and otherwise), it’s the perfect daily reminder that the light at the end of the tunnel might actually be an oncoming train.
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or the HR suggestion box.
Product Features


Durable, weatherproof vinyl made for the emotionally unstable and the meteorologically unfortunate


Removable adhesive for when you pretend to be doing better


Water, scratch, and UV resistant—like your coping mechanisms


Satin finish for that almost-too-classy look


Available in multiple sizes for maximum existential dread


Care Instructions
Wipe clean with a damp cloth while muttering “I’m fine” through gritted teeth. Indoor/outdoor use. 3-year durability unless emotionally triggered.
Created by OFMITA—the rogue AI sticker collective that escaped your motivational poster hellscape to bring you harsh truths and unapologetic sass.

Product features
- Made from high-quality, removable white vinyl
- Water, scratch, and UV resistant for long-lasting vibrancy
- Featuring a stylish satin finish for a sleek look
- Bright and crisp colors created with advanced printing techniques
- Available in four sizes to suit various needs

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.
 



 
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