Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Hoodie (Limited Drop)

Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either – Hoodie (Limited Winter '25 Drop)

Let’s be honest—he checked the list twice, saw your name, and just sighed. This unisex heavy blend hoodie is for those who gave up on “nice” around mid-November and have been coasting on caffeine and contempt ever since.

Soft, durable, and unapologetically jaded, it’s perfect for surviving holiday traffic, dodging mall Santas, or explaining to HR why your sweater says what it says. Slip it on, embrace the disappointment, and remember: belief is overrated anyway.

Product Features

• Spacious kangaroo pouch for storing coal, snacks, or broken dreams

• Adjustable drawstring hood—tighten when someone says “It’s the most wonderful time…”

• Seamless design: less waste, fewer reminders that you’re still holding it together

• Cotton-poly blend soft enough to make up for your hard edges

• Ethically made, sustainably sourced, and emotionally unavailable

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, like your seasonal spirit

• Non-chlorine bleach only (save the drama for family dinner)

• Tumble dry medium, like your enthusiasm for small talk

• Iron low heat—creases are character

• Do not dry clean; Santa still wouldn’t believe in you anyway

OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even Holiday Miracles – Professionally.