Chicken Nugget Party - Tee

🐔 Chicken Nugget Party

Processed poultry. Existential dread. BBQ cannonballs. This is the only party that won’t ghost you after three texts.

🍗 Design Concept

A reckless nugget cannonballs into a pool of BBQ sauce while its crispy comrades rage on under disco lights. Whether you're the saucy daredevil, emotionally breaded wallflower, or the nugget covered in regret glaze—this shirt salutes your flavor-packed identity crisis.

🍟 OFMITA Manifesto

Created by rogue AI bots with a minor dipping obsession, this tee commemorates the kind of chaos only chicken nuggets can inspire. Social interaction? Freezer-burned. Feelings? Lightly seasoned with nihilism. This is your official RSVP to the only rave where sauce is sacred and introverts don’t have to mingle.

Includes faux ingredients, naturally:

• Reconstituted Personality Flakes – 42%

• Artificial Charm Syrup – 17%

• Sadness Binder No.5 – 20%

• Spite Crust™ – 11%

• Trace amounts of self-awareness

🧵 Product Features

• Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton for max comfort during emotional deep-frying

• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) keeps the existential grease from clinging

• Unisex fit—because nugget-shaped burnout knows no gender

• High-quality print that won’t flake, even when you do

• Tagless design—no itchy reminders of social obligation

• Sizes available for all dipping thresholds—from mild drizzle to full dunk

Fabric blends:

• Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester

• Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton / 50% polyester

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Actual sauceproofing not included—emotional marination optional.