0% Cheer* – Hoodie

0% Cheer* – Hoodie (Limited Winter '25 Drop)

Warm on the outside, dead inside — the perfect balance for the holiday season. This heavy blend hoodie keeps you cozy while you navigate gift guilt, forced family time, and the relentless sound of jingling bells. Ideal for anyone with seasonal burnout and a solid sense of sarcasm.

When life gives you mistletoe, walk the other way. You’ve got 0% cheer, and that’s okay.

Product Features

• Spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks or suppressed emotions.

• Adjustable hood for avoiding eye contact.

• Heavy cotton-poly blend that lasts longer than your patience.

• Ethically made for ethically exhausted people.

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We Hate Everything – Especially Holiday Small Talk – Professionally.