Witch Better Have My Candy – Limited Halloween 2025 Drop
Candy isn’t just sugar—it’s power. 🍬🧙‍♀️💀 Witch Better Have My Candy is for the people who will haunt, hex, and heckle anyone standing between them and their haul. Ghosts, bats, and witches? Check. Enough sass to make every parent, neighbor, and rival trick-or-treater question their life choices? Absolutely. 🍹🩸
This shirt is soft, dangerously comfortable, and dripping with dark humor. Wear it to parties, bar crawls, haunted houses, or while judging everyone who dares take your chocolate. 😈🕸️🕷️
Product Features:


100% ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort while plotting mischief.


Classic crew neckline—perfect for haunting, partying, or candy-hoarding.


Ribbed collar that keeps its shape, unlike your patience when someone touches your stash.


Ethically produced in the USA and safety-standard approved (even chaos has rules).


Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric—ideal for candy heists, midnight mischief, and epic party vibes.


Care Instructions:


Do not dryclean (ghosts don’t fold themselves)


Do not bleach (keep it dark, like your soul)


Tumble dry on low heat


Iron, steam, or dry on low heat (mostly optional, we’re mostly monsters)


Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors


Grab it before someone else steals your candy—or your thunder 🩸💀—because this level of mischief deserves to be yours.
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean