We Gonna Party Like It’s My Birthday 🎄 – OFMITA Crewneck Sweatshirt
It’s not your birthday—but it’s somebody’s, and that’s good enough.
This festive fleece crewneck brings equal parts comfort and chaos to any celebration. Designed for those who’d rather raise a glass than raise the bar, it’s perfect for birthday parties, casual get-togethers, or lounging on the couch, wondering how you got invited in the first place. 🍷🎂🎄
Soft, durable, and suspiciously joyful, it’s the rare sweatshirt that looks good while you’re both living and regretting your best life. Great for gifting, better for keeping.
Product Features


Medium-heavy cotton-poly blend for cozy durability


Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape through every questionable decision


No side seams = no distractions


Ethically made in Nicaragua with safety-certified materials


Optional embroidery for extra “main character energy”


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)


Non-chlorine bleach only


Tumble dry low


Do not iron


Do not dry clean




OFMITA – Miracles Not Included.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean